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This story made me laugh so hard when it happened
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this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2025
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Shrekland never ceases to be funny
To a real one...
Dang, how did I miss this when it was going down?
Whatever happened to shitbird? Did Dave finally take his revenge?
Shitbird returned briefly during the 
saga
With the most hexbear message of all: shitbird is trans.
Wtf dirt owl got banned?
No. That's a deleted account.
New Dort_Owl
in my heart of hearts, @Shitbird@hexbear.net will always be my favorite poster
most powerful energy of anyone I've ever encountered online, most effortlessly funny. when I finally get to die and meet Allah I'll put in a special word for shrek, then a close second for shitbird
One of the funniest things that ever happened here
Legendary
my headcanon is that dave became a power poster soon after this
Birth of Ulysses T (some time travel required)
This was peak posting
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