badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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No no no, you see. This calls for a more nuanced stratrgy.
Step 1. on the edges of Hyrule, find the most useless, worthless plot of land you won’t miss. How about Evertide Island?
Step 2. excommunicate it from Hyrule
Step 3. Give Hyrule its original name back: Grooseland
Step 4. Send some random guy to “discover” Evertide Island or any other useless plot of land of your choosing and name it “Hyrule”.
Step 5. Voila! Now Ganondorf is only king of the worthless plot of land known as Hyrule and can never become king of Grooseland.
Step 6. Voila! You just recreated Israel
Once king, he's due to return Hyrule to its glory days and engage in war against Grooseland.