Carnivore

No, I feel like I was fairly clear about this. Statistically, all grocery store eggs are farmed using inhumane treatment of birds. That doesn't make the eggs bad. Some people don't think animal cruelty is bad at all. I'm not here to tell you how to be a good person.

People raising chickens in their backyard also aren't distributing their eggs to supermarkets. If you were an alien trying to squeegie water from the surface of the Earth like you're zesting a lemon, then yes you should expect to get saltwater.