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[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (4 children)

They are feeding all communications from devices into AI right now, both a massive security breach and they are calculating and creating an enemies list. Watch.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Watch

I'd rather drink and play video games while I'm waiting for the Alphabet Boys to show up. I don't wanna stress out peeking out the window.

[–] SatanClaus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sadly this is how I'm starting to feel. The problem is that means we are allowing this to happen.

[–] axum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 hours ago

Best strategy for now is just volunteer a few days with local activist groups. Otherwise one is just letting this happen.

Funnily enough, most of the states where you'll have to worry about the alphabet boys, also have Castle Doctrine laws. If they don't have a warrant, Stand Your Ground. Take as many of them with you as you can.