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[–] TedDallas@programming.dev 47 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

#include "the_entire_fucking_internet.h"

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

You know we’ve reached peak bloat and stupidity when JavaScript web apps have a compilation step, and I don’t mean JIT.

[–] stetech@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I’d rather take a compile step than having no type safety in JS, even as a user.

[–] NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Except... the compilation step doesn't add type safety to JS.

As an aside, type safety hasn't been something I truly miss in JS, despite how often it's mentioned.

[–] Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I think they are talking about typescript which is compiled into javascript

[–] NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Ok, that could be true. I assumed they meant the "building" phase that some frameworks go through.