Wait WTF do you mean I can hit kids but can't muff dive?!
This is the worst thing I've read all day
Edit: So I tried doing what I always do when I see one of these outrage farming video titles saying the woke games media is having a "meltdown" and tried to find evidence of said meltdown, and... yeah, couldn't find any. Some early access reviews have criticised the character editor for lack of gender and body customisation options but nothing that would qualify as a massive backlash
I can't believe it 
I don't want to sex/virgin shame anyone, but everything about this guy just screams "I have never made a woman orgasm before."
I really hope this is just some edgy 13 year old who will grow out of it.
I think these reactionary influencers and wannabes are all grown-ass adults
Not sure today's 13-year-olds use the term muff diving either