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A rising tide lifts all boats. What, you don’t own a boat? Look, giving you a boat would be too radical and would alienate the three moderate suburbanite Republicans left in Pennsylvania. If there’s room in the budget we might thrown an old life preserver to you (after means testing, of course).
if you can prove (by presenting a pound of pure gold and a letter of recommendation from the pope, signed by his hand) that you've died 3 years ago in an inner city neighborhood, you will receive a voucher for a tax-writeoff on your life preserver