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[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 73 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Those fighting to save things are equally bad as those as destroying the world.

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 57 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hard to articulate this to libs, but their love for civility and yearning to fix the system is only serving to prop up the status quo and in turn continue to destroy the world.

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago

The defining aspect of liberals is mistaking the features of liberal capitalism for bugs.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 66 points 2 months ago (2 children)

A rising tide lifts all boats. What, you don’t own a boat? Look, giving you a boat would be too radical and would alienate the three moderate suburbanite Republicans left in Pennsylvania. If there’s room in the budget we might thrown an old life preserver to you (after means testing, of course).

[–] huf@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

if you can prove (by presenting a pound of pure gold and a letter of recommendation from the pope, signed by his hand) that you've died 3 years ago in an inner city neighborhood, you will receive a voucher for a tax-writeoff on your life preserver

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Oh sorry, this was an illegal boat, the guy you paid to drive the boat is actually a human trafficker because he's trafficking people away from danger so we're taking all of you back to where you tried to escape from

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 58 points 2 months ago (1 children)

All those Palestinians they bombed felt really uplifted

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago

Sometimes uplifting people is when their charred body parts are flying through the air after a drone strike.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 58 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The wealthy and immigrants are equally oppressed. 😔

[–] Chump@hexbear.net 51 points 2 months ago

What the fuck are the wealthy, if not already elevated?

[–] Castor_Troy@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago

I had somewhat of a falling out with friends recently who took a hard turn towards liberalism in light of Trump/DOGE. I hate liberals so fucking much.

[–] BigMacHole@lemm.ee 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Liberals are HORRIBLE! The WEALTHY Create Jobs and NEVER Lay People Off, pay the MOST in Taxes, don't AT ALL get Involved in Politics, make sure their Goods and Services are of TOP QUALITY and DONT Destroy Ecosystems and Entire Towns to Save a Couple Bucks on their Cleanup Costs! Meanwhile Immigrants, OHHHHHHH those people don't do ANYTHING!

[–] Castor_Troy@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] miz@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Castor_Troy@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh ok. Sometimes it's hard to tell on the Internet.

[–] OldSoulHippie@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Especially with .ee

You should always run their posts through the hitler-detector

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hey liberals, I thought you hated the orange man? Guess who's on his side.

Their website mentions "authoritarianism" a bunch, so they're probably fedposting

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Hey liberals, I thought you hated the orange man? Guess who's on his side.

maybe-later-honey "Russia Russia Russia?"

[–] IceWallowCum@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

Lift the wealthy! no-fash

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

It sounds like something we would come up with as a bit.

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 months ago

"we want to make the rich richer" ok lol

[–] Fishroot@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

yeah I stop reading after the first line because i agree

[–] Cimbazarov@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

Everyone = everyone with private property

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Lift up deez nuts

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

clowns to my left joker-che
jonklers to my right joker-amerikkklap
and here I am
stuck in this shithole with you jokah

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

okay liberal, why do the wealthy need to be "lifted up"?

[–] OldSoulHippie@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

The jack that lifts the wealthy has been overextended and shooting out hydraulic fluid since before 9/11

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Liberals want to parade black capitalists around like trophies, while throwing rocks are children who come out to see the parade

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Yes let's lift the rich up [to the edge at the top of a very tall building].

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Democrats under Biden deported more people than Trump's first term, which proves Democrats are Right Wing.