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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 151 points 3 days ago (1 children)

must be the biggest insider trading event in history

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 62 points 3 days ago (3 children)

The biggest most beautiful insider trading, you've never seen bigger insider trading. String him up!

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"I get it, people are upset. It's a big deal, a great deal, it might even be the biggest deal in the history of deals. The Democrats are mad about it, very mad. 'He can't do that,' they say. They're poor losers. They tried to make good deals like this. Tried many times. They failed, and they're mad because I didn't. I make the biggest, best deals. But their deals, those are no big deal. I get it, they're mad. Mad that I did what they couldn't. The Democrats lie, they say 'President Trump, you can't do that.' But I could do it. I did do it, and I proved them wrong. Just like when I beat Biden in 2024. They said I couldn't do it. I did it. Just like when I beat Hillary in 2020. I couldn't do it, I did it. Just like with Obama, I did it. They keep saying I can't do this or I can't do that. They say it's impossible to do these things. They say many things, most of them wrong. They don't want to look bad, weak. The Democrats, Antifa, they're weak, so they lie. They think everyone is weak, just like them. That's fine, that's fine. You see, they're copying me now. They see a strong leader, very successful businessman, and they want to be one too. They copy me. They say what I say, do what I do, and they try to stop me. They want to be me, but they don't want me to be me, so they lie and cheat. They rigged the economy, set it to collapse with forced 'vaccines' and wasteful D-E-I. I come here with my tremendous plan, going to make America great again. Bring all the business and jobs back. The Democrats cheat again, they go on CNN. They go on CNN, sell their stocks, rig the market. They didn't think. Stocks are going to go up, way up. Numbers like you've never seen before. And they sold. The tariffs, I paused them. They thought they could cheat, and I turned it around. They lost big. Really big. Real Americans, we're fine. Better than fine. The Democrats, they're not fine. They lost, they're mad. Only the Democrats are upset, it's fine. Nobody should be upset about that. They played their hand and lost, and they're mad. Don't listen to them, they'll get over it. They lie and they cheat, and they lose every time. We're winning, winning big. So big. We're going to win even bigger next week. 300% tariffs on Democrat businesses. No more foreign workers. More jobs for America."

[–] laurelraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

I can't even tell if this is real or satire anymore

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Also all those who traded based on the information.

[–] in4apenny@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

String him up!

This is the only appropriate response, but Americans would prefer their symbolic cinematic marches with idols giving speeches as opposed to any real solutions.

[–] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Do you want to fight the Secret Service?

[–] in4apenny@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I want the secret service to uphold their sworn oath to the constitution.

[–] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 1 points 2 days ago

I want lots of things that aren't gonna happen.