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The american voters have really outdone themselves this time

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[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 61 points 2 days ago (4 children)

They really should review dihydrogen monoxide which is continually pushed by doctors but has a 100% mortality rate! DO YOUR RESEARCH!

[–] yggstyle@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

Goodness me. It's so dangerous it eats away at untreated metal. How could they foist this dangerous mixture onto us. It's worse than micro plastics. I heard estimates that claim it's now found in every living American.... and may even be now found in almost all of our food. Absolutely disgusting.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

This is why RFK only drinks methylated paint thinner.

Well that and he confused the methyl-part with methamphetamine.

Don’t do meth. Or methyl alcohol. Both are awful.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

methylene blue to be exact, he has been seen in a video, of him using a large dropper of methylene blue on a flight into his drink. he bought into the unsubstantiated reports of it being useful.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Shit. That was supposed to be a joke.

Fuck me.

[–] Alenalda@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Doesn't is turn your piss blue? Weirdo

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

his worms control his bodily functions, it kill all competition from his body to his brain. the worms replaced the part of his brained that his heroin destroyed.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

The leading cause of death is life!

[–] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah, that's just a red herring, and completely discredited. The real problem is hydrogen hydroxide. Everywhere that you see dihydrogen monoxide, there's also hydrogen hydroxide. That's the real danger.

(/S for people that don't know the different chemical names)

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 1 points 14 hours ago

Good thing then that it's HOH