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Vaccine skeptic hired to conduct government study on whether vaccines cause autism (www.washingtonpost.com)

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The american voters have really outdone themselves this time

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[–] raoulduke85@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And we also discovered everyone who drinks water, has died some point in their life. We must take all the water from the people and give them to corporations so they can protect us.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ban dihydromonooxide!

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

and dioxide gas.