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Vaccine skeptic hired to conduct government study on whether vaccines cause autism
(www.washingtonpost.com)
this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2025
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“You’ll never believe it, Mr Kennedy. According to our data, vaccines causes cancer”, he says, smiling. “Once we increased our vaccination rates, cancer became a major cause of death within 15 years. I suspect that far fewer people will die of cancer, if we simply roll our policies back
And more people will die of polio, measles, mumps, and other preventable diseases BEFORE they have the chance to die from cancer!
And we also discovered everyone who drinks water, has died some point in their life. We must take all the water from the people and give them to corporations so they can protect us.
Ban dihydromonooxide!
and dioxide gas.
"Name one person that died of cancer who never received a vaccine for anything. That's what I thought!"
F cancer.
Not that way...