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[–] peppersky@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

Why oh why did God curse me with being a goddamn cishet dude

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Please God…someone do this to me.

sicko-wistful

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago

The fonk (feminizing bonk)

[–] imogen_underscore@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago

you don't have to be

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Gosplan14_the_Third@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

The moment you become a leftist, a countdown starts in your biological clock and cis... het? One of these won't survive. Often, it's both.

Jokes aside, the English speaking online left is not unlikely to be majority trans, and it's almost certainly majority LGBT+

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

(The implication I was going for was "your egg will hatch in...")

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ok, just making sure we're on the same page.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

Was there another reading that seemed likely?

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'm assuming you're making a joke that you can't enjoy gay clubs. But if you do honestly feel this way...

You don't have to.

[–] sweet_pecan@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

our cis het dude friends come with us!!! just make friends with queer people!!! in fact you should be offering to escort as many trans friends/comrades as you can so they can have a safe fun night out. learn to throw a punch and look intimidating and be the cis het body guard of the group, (literally walk every single person to thier cars, especially your trans friends, even queer spaces can be dangerous) its an important part of the ecosystem and after hanging out with queer people long enough you may not be cishet after a while.

[–] lib1@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

after hanging out with queer people long enough you may not be cishet after a while

The pipeline

[–] da_gay_pussy_eatah@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

You were born male, maybe, but being cishet is a daily choice

[–] SamotsvetyVIA@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

I can no longer see that phrase without thinking of Kyle Gordon's "We Will Never Die"

[–] BatsAreRats@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

You can change that :3

[–] Bolshechick@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Why oh why did God curse me with being a goddamn cishet dude

Me, just a few months before coming out as trans