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[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 88 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Fake: Dinosurs aren't real

Gay: Wants to talk about dinosaurs instead of porn

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 1 day ago

Plot twist: anon is a scaly furry

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 50 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I’m mostly hung up on the fact that he just happened to have an account for a cam site with tokens already funded and ready to go. Something tells me this wasn’t his first time.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Not only was it wild he coincidentally had the account ready, it's equally wild that this girl never thought about her father before this random stranger brings it up while she's trying to work. Really wild stuff, almost makes you wonder.

[–] MinFapper@startrek.website 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't think he ever said it's his first time

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago

Not explicitly, no

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

wait thats gay? am i gay? oh no

what about other extinct groups of animals, like pterosaurs? is wanting to talk about those gay too?

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What do you mean other extinct groups? That implies dinosaurs are extinct.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

i always forget birds exist, sorry

edit: and i also forgot about the whole state of Acre, Brazil

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 18 hours ago

It's an landlocked equivalent to the Bermuda Triangle

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

it is heard around all of Brazil that there are dinosaurs in Acre, but nobody has ever been there to truly know

[–] lessthanluigi 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 days ago

I feel like your average 4channer in 2025 considers those synonyms in addition to "cuck," "soyboy," and "lib."