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For this Wednesday Super Slop Night, first up is Megalopolis (2024), Francis Ford Coppola’s recent, and already infamously-disastrous flop. Set in a far-flung future city, it features Adam Driver as an artist who wants to remake the eponymous megalopolis, New Rome, into utopia, but the mayor (Giancarlo Esposito) is a reactionary who stands in his way and defends his power by any means necessary. The war between the two escalates from there, in a fashion generally derided by critics but enjoyed by others as a piece of so-bad-it’s-good unintentional camp. I guess we’ll find out for themselves.

Next is A Better Tomorrow (1986), a crime-themed action-thriller from John Woo, the guy behind such well-regarded Hong Kong action films as The Killer (1989) and Hard Boiled (1992), both of which we previously watched. Two brothers, one a gangster and one a cop, find their relationship strained as they go further into their respective careers. A whole lot of gunfire and slow-mo shots ensue from there in Woo’s signature over-the-top style. Great reviews for this, so let’s check it out.

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Letterboxd:

• Megalopolis: https://letterboxd.com/film/megalopolis-2024/
• A Better Tomorrow: https://letterboxd.com/film/a-better-tomorrow/

Doesthedogdie.com links:

• Megalopolis: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/1111653
• A Better Tomorrow: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092263/parentalguide/

CWs for Megalopolis:

• Stalking.
• Drug use.
• Alcohol abuse.
• Drug addiction.
• Mention of sexual assault. Not depicted.
• Unconsciousness.
• Broken bones.
• Eye mutilation.
• Stabbing.
• Sexualization of minor.
• Cheating.
• Natural bodies of water.
• Clowns.
• Spitting.
• 9/11.
• Copaganda.
• Suicide attempt.
• Unstable reality.
• Meltdown.
• PTSD.
• Underwater scenes.
• Jump scares.
• Screaming.
• Profanity.
• Flashing lights.
• Someone is watched without their knowledge.
• Babies.
• Death of pregnant person.
• “Man in dress” jokes.
• Age-gap romance.
• Discussion of religion.
• Nudity.
• Objectification of female characters.
• Incest.
• Sex.
• Stroke.
• Homelessness.
• Discussion of existentialism.
• Car crash.
• Drowning.
• Blood and gore.
• Gun violence.

CWs for A Better Tomorrow:

• Kissing.
• Gun violence.
• Blood and gore.
• Leg injury.
• Torture.
• Beatings.
• Foot injury.
• Profanity.
• Smoking.
• Alcohol.
• Amputation.
• Death of parent.

Links to movies:

• Megalopolis: https://tankie.tube/w/tBNE75eCfyNUjM4Hk4trJn
• A Better Tomorrow: https://tankie.tube/w/qULj3Ypuu469VYMvQZw1ou