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Do you go straight to anal with ghosts?
Do you not?
Maybe you're in a long-term committed relationship with the ghost?
Or if the ghost comes from a candle
Boy ghosts come from candles, girl ghosts come from Keiko OBrien didn't you watch the sex Ed holofilmstrip in school?
That's what mommy taught me.
The vagina and mouth are for the living!
I mean, would you prefer phantom at the dick hole opera?
Are you saying your dick hole is as squeaky as the old fashioned bird whistles?)
Holy shit that was obnoxious to scroll past
No first the oral sex, anal is for hour 2
Why not? Ectoplasm is a great natural lubricant.
It's a super natural lubricant