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Supermarket evacuated after spider whose bite can cause erections or death spotted
(www.independent.co.uk)
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“the erection is a side effect that everybody who gets stung by this spider will experience along with the pain and discomfort”
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Imagine being a women... Do they get erections as well?
What part of "everybody" wasn't clear here?
Actually yeah, the clitoris.
how are masochists not breeding these things!
people eat ghost peppers. I wouldn't be surprised if someone tried this.