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Why are so many about poop?
Humans are still monkeys. We're a couple laws and an evolutionary blink away from throwing it around.
I can think of even more, actually, like "shit rolls down the hill" (meaning blame naturally shifts to inferiors) and "hope in one hand, shit in the other and see which fills faster".
My partner and I went to the zoo for one of our first dates (13 years ago, holy poop) and when we approached the gorilla, he slowly pooped out a giant log into his hand, slowly brought the poo around to the front, stared us directly in the eyes, and took a big ol bite, moving it around with his tongue and teeth.
Everyone was mortified. We couldn’t stop laughing. I wish I had taken a video of it.
Lol, I think we were the entertainment that day.