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Still can't believe the new Mario Kart is open world (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/gaming@lemmy.world

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[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Mario is a false narrator. She wasn't kidnapped, she left him because he would spend his meager paychecks on drugs.

[–] arrow74@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

He must be a shit plumber if his wages are "meager"

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Every time he gets more than $99 it disappears and turns into an extra life.

[–] Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago

They turn into special mushrooms.

[–] Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Mario probably has a bunch of life insurance policies in his name, I know I would

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Is not every plumber technically a shit plumber?

[–] arrow74@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

I would say theoretically not. If you only do new construction nothing you touch has had shit on it yet. But then again it is intended for shit so it depends on where you draw the line

[–] socsa@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

There are gas and steam plumbers

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago

i'm sure there's at least one plumber that has never touched toilet or sewage pipes in their long career

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Maybe he just wasn't good at cleaner her pipes specifically, if you get what I'm sayin'.

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Mario is a false narrator. She wasn't kidnapped, she left him because he would spend his meager paychecks on drugs.

Are we saying that Mario - Gorilla Kidnapper is not to be trusted?

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Okay Jonathan Blow

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But he always seems to have coins AND mushrooms?

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Bowser has multiple castles to be fair, he is also buff and close to 6ft7. No contest.