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[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Wait, let him cook...

It's worth remarking that Theil's company is named for an artifact of evil magic. It's something like a proto-Internet device, that twists people's minds through letting them communicate with fascist groomers, and allows them to observe the whole world from a distance instead of living in it as a human being. In a way Theil is just a more advanced version of the Zizians becoming "Sith Lords" Theil has just decided that being the Dark Lord is cool actually and likes everything Sauron and Sarumon stand for, he just plans to do it smarter this time.

[–] Biddles@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Pretty sure the palantir were made by elves and not evil. It just so happens that Sauron currently is in control of them

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

yeah but they were made by that asshole Feanor

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Feanor is like the Elon Musk of elves. Gets himself in stupid schemes that not only fuck him up but damn a whole bunch of people. Oh and they're also racist, fascist pieces of shit.

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

literally their world's version of Cain with the kinslaying

[–] Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

difference is that elves like to touch grass.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

so the elves are liberals making and maintaining the tools of evil and then sauron is the worse evil using it more effectively.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They didn't maintain them at all. The palantir were created like 20 000 years prior to lotr

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

shhh you're getting in the way of my analogy to american politics

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Ooooohh! You're correct, but you didn't preface your answer with, "Um, actually..." so we cannot give you the point.

Would anyone else like to buzz in?

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Yeah there's nothing evil about the palantir inherently, just the fact that an evil demigod is currently shoving his malice through them at all times.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Yup, made by Feanor

[–] Florn@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Aragorn keeps the Orthanc stone at the end and promises Pippin that he's using it to keep an eye on him

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The palantir aren't evil. Theyre neutral

[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think they mention that. The internet isn’t inherently evil either, it’s just that way because of how our society is

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

They were also essential to winning the war. Sauron got just as fucked over by it as the people he tricked with them. Basically it causes a Vulcan mind meld between any people using it and there used to be more and they were kinda like a bunch of pay phones on a party line. Sauron got Denethor to the point he was at by showing selective truths, Denethor had essentially the same Right as Aragon to use the palantir so they could both use it to their advantage which Denethor believed he was doing and gathering intel but he got shown how fucked he was and was having a bad time coping, sauron knew a hobbit had the ring and when pippin looked at the isengard palantir Sauron figured that pippin had the ring (there's a whole lot at the end of fellowship and start of two towers that clarifies why sauron was so slow to get the news that saruman was both for sure trying to get the ring for himself and also had been defeated. A few days later Aragon rings him up on the palatir and shows off the sword that kicked his ass last time and says he's coming to do it again. Sauron figures Aragon took the ring from pippin and its gonna be used in a war and goes full war mode and leaves mordor easier to get through. Plus they were made by Feanor who is like...the shadow the hedgehog of Tolkien

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

And palantirs caused unhealthy obsession in people (Pippin, for example) who touched them, just like the internet.