[-] Florn@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

Weird: Your kids are thinking about cutting contact or have already done it.

[-] Florn@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

Dresden Files in a nutshell

[-] Florn@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

Is it an initiative thing?

[-] Florn@hexbear.net 52 points 1 month ago

I will spend my July 4th weekend reading Settlers

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[-] Florn@hexbear.net 41 points 3 months ago

They didn't even read the fucking books, the bad guys' persistent weakness is that they're all trying to stab each other in the back.

They literally only like it for the racism

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wimps

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Easy enough that they might retain something, advanced enough to impress them

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I'm just so fucking pumped for both candidates that I could never bring myself to choose. God bless America

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no way in hell Sauron lets Ungoliant steal his man

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you know I'm right

[-] Florn@hexbear.net 41 points 7 months ago

Who would push "free Taiwan" messages if the Nazi pedophiles stopped?

That's right, nobody, so suck it up or Taiwan will reunify with the rest of China

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R.I.P. Henry Kissinger (www.youtube.com)

FilmCow's come a long way since Charlie the Unicorn

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Every time I see my reflection, I smile and say "Hey, good-lookin'." Then, I blow myself a kiss, give myself finger-guns and make the kh-ki sound, and wink at the mirror.

Anyway, why come I look bad in photos

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Holes is a problematic movie

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i'm the skeleton with the funny voice who says "bone voyage!" to everyone who boards Charon's ferry

[-] Florn@hexbear.net 35 points 9 months ago

Telling someone to read a book is actually the gravest insult in American culture

[-] Florn@hexbear.net 45 points 9 months ago

The Catholics in my family are all way more normal than the Protestants tbh

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"Cut labor."

Sometimes, they grope someone or tell them to work faster, but those are automatic physiological responses like a jellyfish feeding itself.

[-] Florn@hexbear.net 91 points 10 months ago

these are the people telling you the Che was bad

[-] Florn@hexbear.net 39 points 11 months ago

Nah just that one image of a North Korean soldier that was too big and crashed our own site that one time dprk-soldier

[-] Florn@hexbear.net 73 points 1 year ago

Not just MLs, anarchists are being hit with it, too

[-] Florn@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago

I thought I was but it turns out everyone in my particular hometown just sucks

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