Alright newscomm, the rule is no AI slop. Are we going to make an exception for based Iranian AI slop? For example this or those Iranian lego videos? It's all AI slop to me, but I'd like to hear from the crowd.
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I think AI slop made by states is notable and newsworthy. Everything else is slop even when it's slop saying something we agree with.
The AI lego rap belonged in c/memes or c/chapotraphouse or similar, sincerely, anti slop action
edit: wait i posted the effin' cat video like two days ago 😅
No AI slop please. Even if it's "official" government use of AI (does that mean all the groyper shit that the White House churns out is fair to post? gag)
Trump: Iran hit ‘world's biggest aircraft carrier from 17 angles we ran for our lives it was over'
Then he said that the Saudis & MBS are "kissing kis ass" 😄
He seems to be talking about Venezuela with that 17 different angles quote? Honestly this guy is so all over the place I can barely understand him but that’s what it sounds like to me
His brain is creamed corn.
Ok so Ansarallah is back to shooting missiles at Israel... How fucked is everything if they shut their naval choke point too?
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From Hunter to Hunted: Mossad’s Former Chief Falls into the Trap
2026-03-25
In history, there is always a moment when the hunter becomes the hunted. Today, that moment has arrived for Tamir Pardo, a name intertwined with crime and assassination.
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He was directly responsible for the Stuxnet project, the world’s first cyber weapon, designed to cripple Iran’s scientific and nuclear progress. Pardo, the mastermind behind the project to eliminate Iranian and Islamic scientists worldwide, has now fallen into a trap himself, and this time, there is nowhere left to hide.
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https://xcancel.com/afneil/status/2037446269577162752
The current state of the Royal Navy:
- 2 aircraft carriers — neither operational.
- 6 Type 45 destroyers (our most powerful warships) — one operational (in Cyprus).
- 7 Type 23 frigates (less powerful, much older) — three operational
- 5 Astute class nuke-powered subs — one operational (in Arabian Sea?).
Surely those responsible for this appalling state of unreadiness (a national embarrassment if ever there was one)— political, civilian and military — should be fired/charged. Their incompetence has effectively left us without a navy. Quite an achievement for an ancient island nation.
why waste all that effort maintaining operational readiness when you can just crunch the night before the next world war?
Probably it’s a good time to have 4/5’ths of your navy in dock for repairs so Trump can’t ask you to create scuba diving attractions in Hormuz
Those people shouldn't be charged with shit.
In fact, those people should be celebrated for saving resources and lives. Britain would only use those assets for war and killing.
https://t.me/RezistanceTrench/61510
What the fuck is trump even saying here? Is he talking about Iran hitting a carrier? Who tf is Johnny! He’s so incoherent I genuinely don’t know what he’s saying
Trump at 2am telling his friend on discord that ducked out to get mcdonalds what he missed in the last BFVI match.
Commented on this above, but he seems to be talking about Venezuela?
It sounded like that to me. The timeline adds up too. Iran said that they hit it. It runs away. There's a 'laundry fire'.
The brandonization will continue until morale improves.
johnny cornpop, the man biden was trying to stop

I think he may be referencing the head of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, John Daniel "Raizin" Caine.
Caine is a partner at Ribbit Capital and an advisor for Thrive Capital. - Founded by Joshua Kushner, younger brother of Jared, and funded by Peter Thiel.
Launder Fire - 
Oh, Raizin, like the fruit?!
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Ansarallah launched two missiles at Israel
Statement
🚨🇾🇪 Yemeni Armed Forces:
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In the name of Allah, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful.
Allah the Almighty says: "O you who have believed, if you support Allah, He will support you and plant firmly your feet."
In implementation of what was stated in the previous statement of the Yemeni Armed Forces regarding the direct military intervention in support of the Islamic Republic of Iran and the resistance fronts in Lebanon, Iraq, and Palestine, and in view of the continued military escalation, the targeting of infrastructure, and the commission of crimes and massacres against our brothers in Lebanon, Iran, Iraq, and Palestine, the Yemeni Armed Forces, with the help of Allah Almighty and relying upon Him, have carried out their first military operation with a batch of ballistic missiles, which targeted sensitive military targets of the "israeli" enemy in southern occupied Palestine.
This operation coincided with the heroic operations carried out by the brothers, the fighters in Iran and Hezbollah in Lebanon, and the operation successfully achieved its goals, thanks to Allah Almighty.
Our operations, with the help of Allah Almighty, will continue until the announced goals are achieved, as stated in the previous statement of the Yemeni Armed Forces, and until the aggression on all resistance fronts ceases.
And Allah is sufficient for us, and He is the best Disposer of affairs, the best Protector, and the best Helper.
Long live Yemen, free, honorable, and independent. Victory to Yemen and to all the free people of the nation.
Sana'a, 9th of Shawwal 1447 AH, corresponding to 28/03/2026.
WALLAHI HERE COMES ANSARALLAH WITH A STEEL CHAIR
YA ALLAH THAT'S ANSARALLAH'S MUSIC
ALHAMDULLILAH IS THAT ABDUL-MAILK AL-HOUTHI ON THE TOP ROPE!?!!
Dropsite on major strikes on Iranian industrial facilities, and Iranian response
Coordinated strikes have hit all three of Iran’s largest steel plants simultaneously – Mobarakeh, Esfahan, and Khuzestan – the backbone of the country’s non-oil economy.
Together they produce roughly 70% of Iran’s steel output. Iron and steel is Iran’s second-largest export category at $6.48 billion, its primary hard-currency lifeline outside of oil.
State media have confirmed strikes on the Shahid Khondab Heavy Water Complex in Arak and the Ardakan yellowcake plant in Yazd.
spoiler
Foreign Minister Araghchi said on X that Israel struck “2 of Iran's largest steel factories, a power plant and civilian nuclear sites among other infrastructure
Iran has issued a series of “urgent warning and evacuation” notices for major steel facilities in Israel and multiple Gulf states, declaring them military targets and ordering workers to leave within 4 hours.
The warnings, attributed to the IRGC, state the sites “have become military targets and are expected to be attacked within the next few hours.”
▪️ Ashdod, Israel — Yehuda Steel
▪️ Kuwait — United Steel Industrial Co (KWT Steel)
▪️ Al-Hidd, Bahrain — Foulath (SULB & GIC)
▪️ Abu Dhabi, UAE — Emirates Steel Arkan
▪️ Masiyid, Qatar — Qatar Steel