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Elon Musk’s lawyers claim he ‘does not use a computer’ (www.wired.com)

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The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

[...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer. [...]

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[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 70 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

He doesn't use computers in the same way he doesn't abuse ketamine.

[–] Dashi@lemmy.world 45 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Hold on now! He posted those clean drug tests from his computer the other day. Clearly he would not lie about his drug tests!

[–] Taldan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

Psh, no way Musk could afford to fake a drug test. Fake urine costs like $30!