Didnt he have a big thing about getting bigger monitors in the white house so he could game?
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I am shocked I tell you, shocked. Well, not that shocked.
He doesn't use computers in the same way he doesn't abuse ketamine.
Hold on now! He posted those clean drug tests from his computer the other day. Clearly he would not lie about his drug tests!
He live streamed himself playing path of exile 2 from his private jet.
On an account that he paid someone to grind up
A liar's lying lawyers lying? Inconceivable!
The lawyers are taking a big risk to their licenses for lying to the court.
All Tesla cars have computers inside.
"It's all computer"
They clearly have no idea what a computer is.
You mean the amount of bribery makes them have "no active memory" of Elon using a computer
Depends on your definition of a "computer". A shitty laptop surely doesn't count, even less so if it runs Windows.
That should be pretty easy to disprove with all of his path of exile streams.
Which is exactly what the other side pointed out
He’s paying someone e else to do those. Except for the ones where he sucks.
I'd love to see him say under oath that he paid someone to play his game for him.
Hasn't he already admitted to this while not under oath?
And someone in the courthouse trolling him for it.
I would love for him to admit that in court to try and prove he doesn't use a computer.
Doesn't this guy regularly stream from a laptop in a desperate attempt to seem cool?
He has streamed path of exile 2 which is pc-only.
He streamed himself playing a hardcore character that his minions sank hours into and proved he knows nothing about the playing the game. So maybe it wasn't his laptop either.
this argument from his lawyer is probably going to twist the English language beyond obscene
"What's a computer?"
I was thinking it would be more about “use.”
Ah, the Jordan Peterson defense. "That depends on your definition of 'have', 'used', 'a', and 'computer'."
Why not use the Clinton defence "That depends on what the meaning of the word "is" is."
God damnit I read this in his dumb voice
But I thought that everythings computer?
No its not, I play it on PS5.
Extremely desperate
Maybe he used a public library PC?
(/s, obviously)
He's and RoG Ally handheld kind if guy
(/s, obviously)
Gosh, that is beautiful notation! I'll be using it if you don't mind! Have a great day.
Only Elon Musk could get cyberbullied on a wireless Abacus playing ARPGs in the sky.
A phone is a computer
This just struck me, this is the key. They can argue that a phone is traditionally thought of as a phone. Even though technically it’s a computer, in common parlance it is called a phone. Then by extension, he wasn’t streaming on a computer, he was streaming on a laptop. So they will argue a computer is desktop.
Maybe he means like one of those women at NASA.
It's all computer.
Except in the cases that might evidence the crimes. Then it's no computer!