badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Actually prescribing the correct way to prepare a marshmallow is just another indication of the latent authoritarian flaws in your ideology. Taste is subjective and fire inherently chaotic, each marshmallow is different, each fire different, and the conditions of each preparation (indeed the fire may not be involved at all!) a subtle dance of infinite variables.
True revolutionaries trust the toaster to figure out how they would like their own marshmallow, and each camp to arrange their own ettique sensitive to local conditions.
okay can we at least agree smores are absolute shite
Sounds like seppo bullshit so I'm inclined to agree. Is this leftist unity?
My personal opinion is a slow toast that liquifies the entire center leaving only a micrometer thick browned crust containing the goo.
perfection
Boo