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[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Sent in the footage to the cops… and that dude threw a cigarette butt down on my property (littering) before he stole from my groceries. Didn’t even put it out first so I’m lucky it didn’t start a fire.

What an entitled trashbag

Edit: Right after posting this the same dillhole walked past scoping my porch and then Melbcat’s food got delivered just after he was gone. Lucky it happened in that order because if he stole her special food there might have been an incident.

I hope something bad happens to him. Cunt.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

have you got one of those "smile, you're on camera" signs up? We've found that while experienced porch pirates don't gaf, the standard paranoid opportunist methead thinks twice

[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The camera is visible and he’s been reported to the cops repeatedly. The cops told me it’s useless to get one.

He doesn’t gaf and steals routinely

The people here are just pieces of shit