Melbourne

I’m the new 2nd guitarist fuck yeah!!!!!!!!

Going home and ordering doughnut fries to celebrate lol

I didn't go out. But I applied for 20 jobs tonight, and I'm having leftover carbonara and cheesy garlic bread. There's a place across the road that makes it, and they use chopped chicken schnitzel instead of bacon (they're Muslim iirc).

Hands down a fantastic place. The Hunger Den on Sydney Road.

Alrighty.

Guitar and Helix are packed. Cables rolled and tied up. Extra picks in my wallet, spare strings and a winder in the guitar case.

Leaving here at 6pm. TBH I wanted to bail because I’m tired but I thought nah fuck it. It’ll be good just to hang out with some metalcore musos for an evening.

Me to client: This thing might happen if we go ahead like this

Client: OK, I understand

the thing happens

Me: The thing has happened

Client: You didn't tell me this might happen!

The satisfaction of forwarding the email proving I am right. Some people have very, very selective memory.

3AM magpies warbling away, couple of wattlebirds too.

It feels a bit magical, the dead of night in the inner city, no trams or trains, no cars. Just the cool, quiet air and warbling echoing up the alleyway.

Back down the beach.

Going back and forth and trying to time it according to what's happening w/ ol' girl, which I haven't really done before like this, has kicked up an unintended issue.

Tomorrow I'll wake up and have nfi where I am lol. It's only for a brief second..

Calls for a rave choon:

Hold up, where am I?

My aunt's house has the most delicious ... citrus tree (not sure what hybrid - tastes like a sweet lime, soft peelable orange skin, probably a Rangpur) and I'm having one of those suckers almost every day with hot water and honey and it's just 🤌 straight up helth

goddamn. Hit up archie bros over the $15 overcharge, they gave me $75 game credit on my card

I have a very very very woggy house. I have a fondue set. Not using these together seems criminal

I want to see Weapons so, so badly 😭 gonna see it on Monday just have to avoid spoilers.

Edit: partners friends msgd and want to get a beer tonight. I'm sending partner (they're his old friends from Perth, they live here now since 2020), because I don't think alcohol is gonna be great for me right now.

Also, they're super successful (doctor and a gov official), and I'm too self-conscious/self-centred and don't feel like I have anything to talk about 😂😭💀

Wish I could sleep all day :(

I had to stop at Rockbank and gave in to temptation and ordered McDonalds. Waited 20 minutes to get my order. Apparently they don't know they are supposed to be fast food.

Cheers everyone. This is from last week but I thought you'd enjoy it. The red sour from La Sirene

Melbcat knew what was up, she did her excited little tail quiver and quickly dug into the new food.

What a relief. A low phosphate food she finds palatable. Hopefully it slows her kidney disease and prolongs her life.

Sent in the footage to the cops… and that dude threw a cigarette butt down on my property (littering) before he stole from my groceries. Didn’t even put it out first so I’m lucky it didn’t start a fire.

What an entitled trashbag

Edit: Right after posting this the same dillhole walked past scoping my porch and then Melbcat’s food got delivered just after he was gone. Lucky it happened in that order because if he stole her special food there might have been an incident.

I hope something bad happens to him. Cunt.

quiz

9/10!!

good night everyone

sweeet dreams 😽

Late night last night and a bit annoyed at things so no bike in today. I think the handlebars are still a bit out of alignment from the fall, so I'll start on the bike again next week I swear

That friend group that only invites me sometimes to their get-togethers has yet again not invited me, this time to someone’s birthday dinner in the group. I think I’m in again and then I’m on the out. Maybe they don’t like me, I don’t know. I give up caring.

I just went to get ready for bed and was confused to see my pjs were not in their normal spot.

It was not until I had taken off my top and saw it in my hand that I realised this was because I was already wearing them.

I’m ready for tonight.

Cheers!

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A single capsule of that medication affected me for two days when I didn’t even take another one. I was in great pain. Cripes

Apparently the Dinnerly meal kit box I thought I ordered for next week is actually for today. I guess my vague dinner plans for the next few days are no longer required.

Drove down to Flinders to get a hot chocolate from the Festival happening at the Chocolaterie. Ended up being way too crazy rich, but delicious all the same!

This week I have cut as much cheese, milk and butter from my diet as I can and I'm feeling a lot better. I expect more improvement as I remove more and more sources of dairy.

Got the souvlakis and ate them.

Wasn’t too at all, I probably didn’t need 2 of them but I’d definitely go back again since it within short walking distance instead of having to drive the car out down to oakleigh.

I just ordered a metric fucktonne of pizza.

....what? I have a pixel....

Does anyone know whether you can buy loop ear plugs in store somewhere?