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Big balls got beat up by 15 yr old boy and girl and may get medal (www.thedailybeast.com)

submitted 5 months ago by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/43970034

What the actual fuck.

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[–] Chozo@fedia.io 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This is my truth.

[–] WatDabney@sopuli.xyz 37 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The more I think about it, the more confident I am that at least the basic outline is actually the truth - that "Big Balls" - entitled, sheltered 4channer that he undoubtedly is - got his ass kicked for being a racist dickhead and/or creepy pervert.

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 44 points 5 months ago

Yeah the "attempted carjacking" story kind of falls apart when you realize that they succeeded in beating the shit out of him, but didnt bother to take the car while he was incapacitated on the ground.