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Big balls got beat up by 15 yr old boy and girl and may get medal (www.thedailybeast.com)

submitted 5 months ago by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/43970034

What the actual fuck.

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[–] WatDabney@sopuli.xyz 70 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Okay - as of right now, I think there's much more to this story that we haven't been told and this is all damage control.

Like it wasn't actually a carjacking at all, and instead, for instance, "Big Balls" tried to buy sex with one or the other or both of them, then when she/he/they not coincidentally refused, he went on a drunken racist tirade, so they kicked his ass.

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This is my truth.

[–] WatDabney@sopuli.xyz 37 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The more I think about it, the more confident I am that at least the basic outline is actually the truth - that "Big Balls" - entitled, sheltered 4channer that he undoubtedly is - got his ass kicked for being a racist dickhead and/or creepy pervert.

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 44 points 5 months ago

Yeah the "attempted carjacking" story kind of falls apart when you realize that they succeeded in beating the shit out of him, but didnt bother to take the car while he was incapacitated on the ground.

[–] limer@lemmy.ml 12 points 5 months ago

This too would appeal to his mega supporters

[–] dust_accelerator@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 5 months ago

Exactly what one would expect from a weird creep. Seems likely.