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submitted 9 months ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Lol! My thought process went like:

Well of course they microwave their sandwiches. Wait‽… You can’t superheat tuna salad. There are too many nucleation sites.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 months ago

Ah, my fellow-in-arms! You too know the glorious spectacle of microwaved foil & fork! Huzzah! For SCIENCE!