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submitted 9 months ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 53 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Almost ate the onion here. I was like, exploding Tesla sandwiches, sure. I am curious about the specifics, but not incredulous.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

That’s why at restaurants I always say, “Hold the onion.”

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Lol! My thought process went like:

Well of course they microwave their sandwiches. Wait‽… You can’t superheat tuna salad. There are too many nucleation sites.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 months ago

Ah, my fellow-in-arms! You too know the glorious spectacle of microwaved foil & fork! Huzzah! For SCIENCE!

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 3 points 9 months ago

Same. I thought to myself, if anyone could/would fail so hard that they made an exploding sandwich, it’d be Elon musk.

[–] Cheems@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I read it at a weird angle and thought it said something about sex injury.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

did they put samsung batteries in there.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago

Sam sung note eight

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Almost thought this was actual news...