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My man, you're on tinder - show some understanding. She's multitasking talking with 132 other men at the same time, looking for the most immaculate guy there is. I'd be talking like a brick wall either if I was getting the level of attention she is!
Not sure if you're being entirely serious, but I do find it funny when people (often women in this context) self sabotage like this. By half assing 20 conversations, some number of good matches will bounce because you look like a boring person who can't converse. You're more likely to end up with someone who doesn't care about your words, and then will probably treat you badly.
I like to imagine a girl sitting on a bar stool in the middle of a bar full of men, slowly giving one word answers to the questions the men yell out like a press corps.
Hilarious image
Now picture her as a monkey!
This man Chloe’s.
This Chloe mans
More likely a bot. There are a lot of those on Tinder.
Least rapey. Most likely to actually want to know her as a person. Someone who likes women.
Very high standard. Not many meet it.
Just remember guys: if you don't want to hang out with them on their favorite shopping trip, or listen to gossip about their work frenemy, or include them on your favorite hobby, then it's ok to just be single. Not everyone likes women. Find one you actually like spending lots of time with, or just hang out with your bros instead. All are good options.
What you don't want to do is pretend you're having a good time, then get married and be miserable for the rest of your life because you don't actually like them. That's boomer shit.
Oh yeah, you better don't go advising shit after that intro next time.
Sarcasm truly is dead, isn't it.
Wait, so you were serious about the rest of the quote? That makes it even more misandrist.
This sounds like something a man would say smh