Apparently they're blaming the decision to stop us from taking home food because of some dipshit who took too much shit home. Idk if that's true this time (last time it was the impetus for them to give a shit, some guy was taking home like four fucking containers of shit every day) but even if they're just scapegoating someone it's still collective punishment which, according to the Geneva convention, is a literal crime against humanity

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago (3 children)

why am I "the crazy person" here

Years of brainwashing

Which is especially funny considering that the average office worker takes home way more valuable stuff than that and they don't fucking get told "No stationary for anyone anymore!"

[–] porcupine@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Office bosses understand the long-term strategic benefits of encouraging workers to take shit home under the table so they can selectively use it as a pretext to fire whoever they want later without needing to find a legal excuse.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well, I feel justified taking that 100 count box of AAA batteries even more so now

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

Nabbed me a PC monitor

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

I smuggle half a roll of tp out of work every single day

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

brainwashing

Please read Masses, Elites, And Rebels.