me_irl

lookie here, found ourselves an anti-maxxer

Bro u just naggmaxxing

You're just a grammar-cel

I like how you assume everything you do t like is somehow American. Sounds like someone's got a case of the Americancentrismmaxxing.

Get out of here with your big fancy words and book learnin! Gon git!

Just wait until they stumble upon “OfficeMax”

Kind of funny, since "to the max" is very 80s slang, now they just decided to tack it on every word sometimes adding one or more x's. IDK. It's fine that it's slang but I keep seeing it in headlines and shit, no bueno. Anyways, as an aside, I think we've done farrrrr too much fucking maxxing already, it's time to go the other way.

It’s a joke

I'm so stealing this word. I recently got into swing dancing, and am trying to improve by doing a lot of social dancing. Follows (usually women) tend to outnumber leads (usually men), so as lead I'm usually in high demand, and often can't even get off the dance floor without being grabbed for the next dance. So I love it when the men outnumber the women, because I can sit back and watch others, which helps me improve and gives me ideas about things like how to string different moves together in new ways. So when the dance floor has enough leads, I can sit back, eat a carne asad burrito, and observemax.