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Judge Orders Everyone to Know This Piece of Shit from Covington, Not Seattle (theneedling.com)
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This week a Seattle judge who ordered the man that threw a rock at an endangered monk seal return to Hawaii for court also ordered the general public to know this piece of shit is from Covington, not Seattle.

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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 4 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

“It’s already a crime to say you’re from Seattle when you’re not, ...

Sir, this is a Wallingford's.