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When you make an irish stew, you must only use 239 beans or fewer (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Susaga@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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One bean more, and it'll be too farty.

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[–] untorquer@quokk.au 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I've heard this joke a thousand times growing up and "Irish" was never used. I think it's even better when you don't try to explain the forced pronunciation. More groan inducing as a terrible dad joke and no weird stereotyping.

[–] oeuf@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 month ago

Well it worked for me :)

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

Also, irish stew doesn't have beans.