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RFK Jr. clears path for minors’ use of tanning beds, much to the dismay of dermatologists (www.avpress.com)
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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

his goal is to make people look like him, his skin all leathery from UV damage, or pleathery.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2 points 18 hours ago

Pinnacles of beauty, masculinity, health, and heterosexuality.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

He wants everyone to look like nurgle cultist.

" Think about about, they are the healthiest, most resilient, happiest parasite and plague carriers. Whats not to love being one. " - RFK brain worm

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

i forgot they were doing homoerotic exercises in the SAUNA.