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It's like his goal is to get as many people sick from as many things as possible. No vaccines, red meat heavy diet and suntanning beds. What's next cigarettes for kids?
To build up their lung callus, for when they'll get work in the coal mines.
or to build up that leather face, must have alot of intense sun light especially if you are fair skinned.
Nope, just flavored vapes
his goal is to make people look like him, his skin all leathery from UV damage, or pleathery.
Pinnacles of beauty, masculinity, health, and heterosexuality.
He wants everyone to look like nurgle cultist.
" Think about about, they are the healthiest, most resilient, happiest parasite and plague carriers. Whats not to love being one. " - RFK brain worm
i forgot they were doing homoerotic exercises in the SAUNA.