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Mt two favorite fun facts are geography facts.
If you start in Detroit and head south the first foreign country you will hit is Canada
The pacific entrance of the Panama Canal is east of the atlantic entrance.
Uh... You're fat?
Human butthole wrinkles are unique, like a fingerprint.
Squat on the inkpad, perp.
This is how I unlock my phone.
When the small intestine has to be temporarily removed during surgery, surgeons use a tool similar to a coat rack to hang it. Afterwards, they just shove it back into the gut and let it wriggle itself back into shape.
The precursor to a colonic map biometric unlock.
I think its interesting how north Europe is compared to North America. Stockholm, Sweden is on the same level as Alaska. The Canadian/US border is roughly level with Paris.
Earth is the largest planet in the world
Big, if true
Canadians call Detroit "The Barbarians to the North"
Reno, Nevada, is farther west than Los Angeles, California
Looks like the west side of Detroit doesn't hit Canada to the south. Just from eyeballing it I think you'd hit Cuba first.
Certain parts of Detroit, the west end is north of merkkka.