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My ER nurse friend has literally seen a patient with a Corona bottle shattered up his ass. He shits in a bag now
That's kinda wild they weren't able to salvage more function. The bottle is like what 8 inches tall? My initial thought is that should be fairly localized, major but manageable (surgically).
But as I got to thinking each involuntary movement of those muscles is just going to cause the glass to move and cut even deeper. Plus it's totally possible the guy got that bottle inserted deeply.
I kinda wish I didn't think through this as much as I did
Turns out, that last 8 inches is really important.
So if it's stuck best get it deeper before it breaks. I'm taking note of this
Also whether or not it's the last or first 8 inches depends solely on the goal
If he didn't go to the provider for awhile it likely just turned necrotic and they had to resection his rectum. They tend not to want to go.
nah. damage to the rectum and anus is what'll do you. it's not the loss of colon, it's the loss of muscle and function.
goddamn what the fuck did we do to hurt you that bad holy snapping duckshit
Upgraded to box wine?
Jeeeeez. If you can afford a few weekends with beers, you can afford to buy a dildo. Don't risk it, folks.
Assuming this was self-inflicted
(Art by Lakota F Meyer)
“Come take these eyes, I would rather be blind.”
— blind mag
1 guy 1 bottle
Because of the incident? Or for fun?
The incident. They have to remove part of the patient’s large intestine then patient has to shit in a bag through a hole in the side of the body, for the rest of their life
Colostomy bags these days have a carbon filter, so they don't stink up the joint like Trump.
Source: my Mum had one.
yeahhhh those filters aren't great. they last a day, tops.
Shouldn't be leaving them in for a more than a day, surely?
That's not how they are built
My Mum's were, she had one for about 5 years and never smelled bad.
Like, she could pop out the filters or are you talking about a two piece?
I believe they were integrated in the bags. They were made in the UK, I don't know any more abiut them though, sorry.
He’s so full of shit there’s no technology that can stop it. But I think we can all rejoice in the fact it’s his most loyal supporters that get blessed with this opportunity to literally get shit on on a daily basis, the rest of us just have to deal with the figurative version.
Low fibre, high fructose McShits
That's cold comfort.
Or maybe, warm squishy comfort.