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[–] eyesaremosaics@lemmy.zip 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It would lead to a whistle and restart the same way you can't just sit on a ball to waste time. Not sure what the rule is called but yeah it's covered in the rules

[–] jpablo68@infosec.pub 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, there's a rule against that, you can't force the ball to stay with you (like holding it between your legs or in between two people)

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

what if they stayed close but never touched, the ball vibrating between them

[–] jpablo68@infosec.pub 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If they could pull that off I would not only be impressed but it wouldn't technically break the rules.

[–] gray@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

hah everything with a temperature is vibrating all the time!

Sorry, bye

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is absolute zero not also a temperature? 🤔

[–] gray@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 hours ago

I would say it is a lack of temperature

[–] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Depends how you define temperature.

"There's no such thing as cold"

Something at absolute zero would have zero heat.

If you define temperature as heat then it wouldn't have heat or temperature.

Kind of similar to trying to measure nothing with a ruler. It says 0. There is no length, but is 0mm still a "measurement"?

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 2 days ago

the moment robot football becomes a thing, I bet this is the first loophole they come up with