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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 103 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You can tell this is fake because caffeine withdrawal does NOT just cause "lethargy" people would be going home with headaches and worse.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 50 points 1 day ago (2 children)

100% this. By the afternoon the first day it would be anarchy in that office. Headaches, crabby aggression, screaming, crying.

Plus, what entire office actually drinks all the same coffee from the same source?

[–] Smaile@lemmy.ca 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Plus, what entire office actually drinks all the same coffee from the same source?

Yah that what I find the most hard to believe, especially given the writer is sipping a monster energy drink.

[–] Napster153@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Me who buys cheap packets at the nearest convenience store almost every morning.

"You have no control over me! I have my own Spice! My own desert! My Arrakis! My Dune!"

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 22 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Plus, what entire office actually drinks all the same coffee from the same source?

If it's coffee provided by the company for free, yes they are.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 10 hours ago

Some, but certainly not all. People have their preferred coffee, out go out for the sake of going out. Free isn't an absolute determiner of human behavior.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 7 points 17 hours ago

we have a free espresso machine and two free large cafetieres and a coffee shop where you pay on the ground floor. A lot of my colleagues still go to Starbucks across the street.

[–] Chev@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago

We have free coffee in our office. It's terrible. Only half the people drink it. Others buy their own.

[–] TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world 0 points 17 hours ago

Yeah, I'd consider the urge to commit homicide "worse" (and as a fresh convert, let me say, I'd NEVER get away with this comment on Reddit)