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Incompetent Assassin Misses Largest Head On Planet (thehardtimes.net)
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The attempted assassination of conservative activist Charlie Kirk is drawing condemnation across the board for the shooter's inability to hit a giant target.

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[โ€“] Flyberius@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's been removed! Or did it never exist and this is just a joke?