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[–] CombatWombat@feddit.online 8 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, just absolutely flawless execution:

The powers that be (the Illuminati, the Boston Brahmin, whatever you want to call them) are trying to dilute America’s proud “hard r” culture until rhotacism is a thing of the past.