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The New Odyssey Movie Is Historically Inaccurate; Matt Damon Isn’t the Least Bit Greek
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Every single time I hear that name 😅
Huh?
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Not even that ... Matt isn't even the basileus of Ithaka.
Jim Brown legitimately has a better claim to the title Basileus of Ithaca than Matt Damon.
I mean, just absolutely flawless execution:
The powers that be (the Illuminati, the Boston Brahmin, whatever you want to call them) are trying to dilute America’s proud “hard r” culture until rhotacism is a thing of the past.