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[–] starblursd@lemmy.zip 66 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The other guy is unfortunately ted cruz

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 11 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

I'm not familiar. Is he the guy who fucked off to Cancun while Texas went without power during a huge winter storm?

[–] starblursd@lemmy.zip 3 points 15 hours ago

Ted "when things go bad in my state I go on a" Cruz

[–] rainwall@piefed.social 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Dont worry, he came back the day after his sloth and cowardess became an international news story and handed out bottled water from a pickup truck, instead of coordinating with the state/fed/volunteer orgs to actually help people.

Those dozens of bottle of water surely fixed everything.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago

Remember when he read Green Eggs And Ham on the Senate Floor, and failed to understand that the point of the book was he LIKED the green eggs at the end?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Nah he's the senator who could be murdered at work and the senate wouldn't convict the killer

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

That could be a lot of them. Doesn't really narrow it down.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ah, but at least he's really human!

[–] nyan@lemmy.cafe 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Are we sure? Has anyone actually checked to make sure he isn't a lizardman from inside the hollow Earth, all dressed up in a rubber human suit? I mean, sure, he isn't an LLM, but there are so many other possibilities!

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

Well he ran for human president

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 6 points 1 day ago

No, because he's the Zodiac Killer.