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[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Fuck you Dana White and the fucking horse you ride on in.

How it was funny thinking back UFC was then seen as an alternative to WWE, but instead it does get to be an unofficial government department... uh, the "Department of Distractions".

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

you realize UFC/WWE are 2 peas in a pod. both have pretty much conservative leaning, at least for the owners.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 points 59 minutes ago

I mean, Linda McMahon is literally in Trump's cabinet…