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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 26 points 3 hours ago

"Regularly concussed man has stupidist possible opinion and tells it to a rich clown"

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Well, this sport seems to lead to significant levels of brain damage. I mean, attending this stupid shit show in the first place, then talking stupid shit like that, all while accepting worthless Trump crypto instead of payment.

Stupidity or masochism? You decide.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

UFC has a big conservative following in general, especially for gymbros. im not surprised. colby(WHO IS A TRUMPER) was obviously the most vocal one for years prior to P47.

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

He said giddily while tightly grabbing the masculine hands of Slow Rogan.

Mannerisms don’t matter, hell I’m pretty fruity myself. But content and intent does.

Even if Michelle was, then what? Who cares.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 points 1 hour ago

Even as a woman she's a better man than any of these fucking losers.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

roids/peds shrunk your brain and balls, so that makes him a woman?

[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 2 points 3 hours ago

She's no more a man than he is.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 69 points 9 hours ago

Dude literally just cage matched for a pedo. Who gives a fuck what he thinks

[–] CanIFishHere@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Why do I see 'banned' on the post?

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

https://lemmy.world/modlog?page=1&actionType=ModBan&userId=20696405

Note that the ban was enacted later than this post here, so it was not directly affected by it.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

"your ex-president's wife/first Lady humanitarian attorney loved personality has masculine features hahahahaha"

"Bro, you're literally simping for actual Nazis, when this comes to a head, there's a good chance you'll be banished and depending on your actions, hanged for treason"

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Don't banish him. Where the hell are you sending him, Australia?

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Someplace with no protein, misery, and natural disadvantage for people like him.

...I suppose... that only leaves the one place... That... hasn't been corrupted by capitalism...

[–] 5wim@infosec.pub 1 points 1 hour ago

It's the void of deep space

[–] Kage520@lemmy.world 19 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Did he lose a fight to her or something?

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 1 points 1 hour ago

He probably realised she’s more centered and at peace than he is and that threatens his toxic masculinity.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 25 points 10 hours ago

Rent fucking free.

[–] BillCheddar@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Joe Rogan would have instantly made himself a million fans if he had reacted by socking the bigot in the face. Just BLAST. No regerts.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Why would Rogan hit one of his fellow MAGA bigots? He probably agrees with him

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago

HE FOLLOWS where the grifts is at.

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Fuck you Dana White and the fucking horse you ride on in.

How it was funny thinking back UFC was then seen as an alternative to WWE, but instead it does get to be an unofficial government department... uh, the "Department of Distractions".

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

you realize UFC/WWE are 2 peas in a pod. both have pretty much conservative leaning, at least for the owners.

[–] NM_Gringo@lemmy.world 26 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Well, that's just embarrassing. And Rogan stands there grinning like a monkey. The world thinks we're stupid...because we are.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

I lost respect for him that I didn't even know I had left.

[–] minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 hours ago

Rogan takes everything as a joke so he doesn't have to think too hard.

[–] catboy_slim@lemmy.zip 10 points 10 hours ago

Let's say that, hypothetically, this is true. Out of all the angles to compare Trump and Obama, does this guy really think that Trump's relationship with marriage make him look better?

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 45 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Did anyone expect anything better from the White Trash House?

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[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 13 points 11 hours ago

What a weird thing to say.

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