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UFC Fighter Declares “Michelle Obama Is a Man” After Winning Match at White House (www.hollywoodreporter.com)

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[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

He said giddily while tightly grabbing the masculine hands of Slow Rogan.

Mannerisms don’t matter, hell I’m pretty fruity myself. But content and intent does.

Even if Michelle was, then what? Who cares.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 7 points 10 hours ago

Even as a woman she's a better man than any of these fucking losers.