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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Don't banish him. Where the hell are you sending him, Australia?

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Yes. The bush, preferably.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Someplace with no protein, misery, and natural disadvantage for people like him.

...I suppose... that only leaves the one place... That... hasn't been corrupted by capitalism...

[–] 5wim@infosec.pub 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Fluke@feddit.uk 1 points 3 hours ago

In orbit around the sun, somewhere between earth and mars. (and you can't prove otherwise)